Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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