We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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