the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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