she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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