My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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