I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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