Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
