summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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