she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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