so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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