Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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