also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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