my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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