check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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