i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
