thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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