we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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