Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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