she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
God I need to hump something, right now.
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