Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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