I heard we made out
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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