just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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