She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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