Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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