were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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