Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.