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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(

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  just blow him with soup in your mouth.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I'M GETTING MARRIED!

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  YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  What color are my eyes?

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  Ummmm... 34 C?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.

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• (619): View more from California

  Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(

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• (406): View more from Montana

  why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?

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