i think my mom watched the whole time
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.