Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night

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(248): View more from Michigan

5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.

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(206): View more from Washington

You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.

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(646): View more from New York

Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now

(646): View more from New York

Goodbee

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(303): View more from Colorado

he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.

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