I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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