so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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