she told me i tasted like america
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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