I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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