I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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