It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
