North Korea, Best Korea!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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