I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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