Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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