Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Terrible idea I love it
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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