feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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