You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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