Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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it's like heaven, but drunker
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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