Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Two words: blizzard sex
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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