Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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