Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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