Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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