things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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