Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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