So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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