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I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
