She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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