I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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