i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
