I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
