She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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