so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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