no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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