He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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