you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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